You Suck at Cooking: Shepherd’s Pie (Episode 122)

„Shepherd’s Pie, not to be confused with Shepherd’s Cake, is a delicious savory pie which looks and tastes nothing like dessert.

Recipe

Chop finely or shred a big ass onion
Shred a big carrot (or two medium carrots)
Shred or finely chop 2 or 3 garlic cloves
Heat up some olive grease in a pan on medium
Fry the onion, carrot, and garlic for a few minutes until soft
Create a ring of fire and put around a pound or 500g beef in the middle
Add in a teaspoon of salt and some triple P
Brown the beef and then reunite all of the food components
Add in:
1 tablespoon Wercestishire sauce
1 tablespoon red wine vinegestishire sauce
1 small tin of tomato paste
A pinch of rosemary
A pinch of thyme
Let me know if I forgot anything
Wangjanlge together until thoroughly combined for a couple minutes
Add in a cup of broth: beef, chicken, veggie, barguest, grindelow, whatever
Thaw a wild peasicle then add in some peas (an amount that you think is good)
Add in some apple corn (an amount that you think is good also)
Wangjangle into Shepherd’s Slop, until it gets thickish again

Go back in time 20 minutes
Cut up some potato chunks
Boil them in extremely salty water for 15-20 minutes or until you fork says so
Mash them with some butter and milk or cream, then add in some garlic powder and parmesan or grana padano, or some other cheese if you want
Wangjangle until they are literally clouds

In a 9 X 9 baking dish (or whatever you have), put the Shepherd’s Slop downstairs, and the starch frosting upstairs, then add some diary sprinkles

Undoh’s on three seventy fundoh, bake for 20 to 30 minutes until the top starts to brown

Take that dish of Shepherd’s Pie out of the undoh then let it sit for ten minutes then serve to your friends, or your enemies, depending on the mood you’re in.“