{"id":148426,"date":"2021-07-19T12:03:54","date_gmt":"2021-07-19T10:03:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/?p=148426"},"modified":"2021-07-19T12:03:54","modified_gmt":"2021-07-19T10:03:54","slug":"montagsgefuehle-nr-288","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/montagsgefuehle-nr-288\/","title":{"rendered":"Montagsgef\u00fchle Nr. 288"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"figure\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/montagsgefuehle_20210719.jpg\"  alt=\"Montagsgef\u00fchle Nr. 288 montagsgefuehle_20210719 \"  width=\"1800\" height=\"1012\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-148427\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Oftmals nehmen wir uns ja verdammt viele Dinge f\u00fcr den Montag vor. Aufstehen. Wachwerden. Funktionieren. All die Dinge machen, die man letzte Woche auf &#8222;n\u00e4chste Woche&#8220; verschoben hat&#8230; Aber wie so oft kommt &#8222;unverhofft&#8220; daher und durchkreuzt mehr oder weniger ambitionierte Pl\u00e4ne. Menno! Aber hey &#8211; immerhin gibt es noch sieben Videos, die euch emotionalen Beistand in den heutigen &#8222;Montagsgef\u00fchlen&#8220; leisten. Viel Spa\u00df damit!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Oftmals verdr\u00e4ngt man ja, dass dieser Montag \u00fcberhaupt erscheint, aber hilft ja alles nichts, der kommt Woche f\u00fcr Woche, ob man will oder sich dumm stellt. Und wenn er dann da ist, vergisst man die elementarsten anderen Dinge&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube\"><div class=\"lyte-wrapper\" style=\"width:1280px;max-width:100%;margin:5px auto;\"><div class=\"lyMe qsa_\\&amp;showinfo\\=0\" id=\"WYL_EqrgL8b2vFc\"><div id=\"lyte_EqrgL8b2vFc\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FEqrgL8b2vFc%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" class=\"pL\"><div class=\"tC hidden\"><div class=\"tT\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"play\"><\/div><div class=\"ctrl\"><div class=\"Lctrl\"><\/div><div class=\"Rctrl\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/EqrgL8b2vFc\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FEqrgL8b2vFc%2F0.jpg\"  alt=\"Montagsgef\u00fchle Nr. 288 lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FEqrgL8b2vFc%2F0 \"  width=\"1280\" height=\"700\" \/><br \/>Dieses Video auf YouTube ansehen<\/a><\/noscript><\/div><\/div><div class=\"lL\" style=\"max-width:100%;width:1280px;margin:5px auto;\"><\/div><\/div>\n<p>Vor etwas \u00fcber einer Woche war ja so ein Europameisterschafts-Finale, das sich f\u00fcr die meisten Engl\u00e4nder*innen wie ein Montag angef\u00fchlt haben d\u00fcrfte. Zumindest das Ende. Das Elfmeterschie\u00dfen. Das hat je nach Zeitzone ja tats\u00e4chlich am  sehr fr\u00fchen Montagmorgen stattgefunden. Hier einige Montagsreaktionen:<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube\"><div class=\"lyte-wrapper\" title=\"England fans mourn Euro 2020 final heartbreak after penalty shoot-out\" style=\"width:1280px;max-width:100%;margin:5px auto;\"><div class=\"lyMe qsa_\\&amp;showinfo\\=0\" id=\"WYL_DaWt0e8vwM0\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><div><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FDaWt0e8vwM0%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" \/><meta itemprop=\"embedURL\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DaWt0e8vwM0\" \/><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"PT2M3S\" \/><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2021-07-11T23:13:16Z\" \/><\/div><div id=\"lyte_DaWt0e8vwM0\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FDaWt0e8vwM0%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" class=\"pL\"><div class=\"tC hidden\"><div class=\"tT\" itemprop=\"name\">England fans mourn Euro 2020 final heartbreak after penalty shoot-out<\/div><\/div><div class=\"play\"><\/div><div class=\"ctrl\"><div class=\"Lctrl\"><\/div><div class=\"Rctrl\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/DaWt0e8vwM0\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FDaWt0e8vwM0%2F0.jpg\"  alt=\"Montagsgef\u00fchle Nr. 288 lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FDaWt0e8vwM0%2F0 \"  width=\"1280\" height=\"700\" \/><br \/>Dieses Video auf YouTube ansehen<\/a><\/noscript><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"England fans were left devastated after their national team&#039;s first major tournament final in 55 years ends in defeat. Fanzones across the country erupted in joy early in the match when Luke Shaw scored a goal to put England ahead of Italy. After a tense round of penalty shoot-outs, England fans watched in agony as Italy were declared the 2020 European Champions. Read more here: https:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/euro-2021\/2021\/07\/11\/england-vs-italy-euro-final-live-2020-score-result-wembley\/ Subscribe to The Telegraph on YouTube \u25ba https:\/\/bit.ly\/3idrdLH Get the latest headlines: https:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/ Telegraph.co.uk and YouTube.com\/TelegraphTV are websites of The Telegraph, the UK&#039;s best-selling quality daily newspaper providing news and analysis on UK and world events, business, sport, lifestyle and culture.\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"lL\" style=\"max-width:100%;width:1280px;margin:5px auto;\"><\/div><\/div>\n<p>Da meint man, die seien bereits Elfmeterschie\u00dfen-erprobt, aber nein, die lassen es sich noch immer direkt ansehen! Sollten sich mal ein Beispiel an Turner*innen nehmen! Die nehmen die Missgeschicke, wie sie kommen und versuchen sich nichts anmerken zu lassen. Nichts passiert!<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube\"><div class=\"lyte-wrapper\" style=\"width:1280px;max-width:100%;margin:5px auto;\"><div class=\"lyMe qsa_\\&amp;showinfo\\=0\" id=\"WYL_fvCSP6ng-N8\"><div id=\"lyte_fvCSP6ng-N8\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FfvCSP6ng-N8%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" class=\"pL\"><div class=\"tC hidden\"><div class=\"tT\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"play\"><\/div><div class=\"ctrl\"><div class=\"Lctrl\"><\/div><div class=\"Rctrl\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/fvCSP6ng-N8\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FfvCSP6ng-N8%2F0.jpg\"  alt=\"Montagsgef\u00fchle Nr. 288 lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FfvCSP6ng-N8%2F0 \"  width=\"1280\" height=\"700\" \/><br \/>Dieses Video auf YouTube ansehen<\/a><\/noscript><\/div><\/div><div class=\"lL\" style=\"max-width:100%;width:1280px;margin:5px auto;\"><\/div><\/div>\n<p>An sich ist auch hier nichts passiert. Oder zumindest, niemandem. Zum Gl\u00fcck. Denn der Blitz ist nur im Golfball eingeschlagen&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube\"><div class=\"lyte-wrapper\" title=\"Video shows San Antonio teen&rsquo;s golf ball struck by lightning at Topgolf\" style=\"width:1280px;max-width:100%;margin:5px auto;\"><div class=\"lyMe qsa_\\&amp;showinfo\\=0\" id=\"WYL_BhdLwnZVRyE\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><div><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FBhdLwnZVRyE%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" \/><meta itemprop=\"embedURL\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BhdLwnZVRyE\" \/><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"PT7S\" \/><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2021-07-10T20:41:38Z\" \/><\/div><div id=\"lyte_BhdLwnZVRyE\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FBhdLwnZVRyE%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" class=\"pL\"><div class=\"tC hidden\"><div class=\"tT\" itemprop=\"name\">Video shows San Antonio teen\u2019s golf ball struck by lightning at Topgolf<\/div><\/div><div class=\"play\"><\/div><div class=\"ctrl\"><div class=\"Lctrl\"><\/div><div class=\"Rctrl\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/BhdLwnZVRyE\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FBhdLwnZVRyE%2F0.jpg\"  alt=\"Montagsgef\u00fchle Nr. 288 lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FBhdLwnZVRyE%2F0 \"  width=\"1280\" height=\"700\" \/><br \/>Dieses Video auf YouTube ansehen<\/a><\/noscript><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Courtesy of: Tomas Gomez and Arlette Ibarra See the exclusive interview and more footage here: https:\/\/youtu.be\/a4feN-LxQpA\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"lL\" style=\"max-width:100%;width:1280px;margin:5px auto;\"><\/div><\/div>\n<p>Im Oberst\u00fcbchen der Dame hier &#8211; stellvertretend f\u00fcr Anh\u00e4nger*innen von Donald Trump oder anderweitigen Populist*innen &#8211; ist vielleicht auch mal was eingeschlagen. Jedenfalls scheint valide Argumentation keine Chance mehr bei ihr zu haben&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube\"><div class=\"lyte-wrapper\" title=\"Trump didn&amp;#039;t do anything wrong #shorts\" style=\"width:1280px;max-width:100%;margin:5px auto;\"><div class=\"lyMe qsa_\\&amp;showinfo\\=0\" id=\"WYL_ualEhm4Ynbo\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><div><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FualEhm4Ynbo%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" \/><meta itemprop=\"embedURL\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ualEhm4Ynbo\" \/><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"PT49S\" \/><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2021-07-13T18:00:12Z\" \/><\/div><div id=\"lyte_ualEhm4Ynbo\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FualEhm4Ynbo%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" class=\"pL\"><div class=\"tC hidden\"><div class=\"tT\" itemprop=\"name\">Trump didn&#039;t do anything wrong #shorts<\/div><\/div><div class=\"play\"><\/div><div class=\"ctrl\"><div class=\"Lctrl\"><\/div><div class=\"Rctrl\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/ualEhm4Ynbo\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FualEhm4Ynbo%2F0.jpg\"  alt=\"Montagsgef\u00fchle Nr. 288 lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FualEhm4Ynbo%2F0 \"  width=\"1280\" height=\"700\" \/><br \/>Dieses Video auf YouTube ansehen<\/a><\/noscript><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"You can tell Trump didn&#039;t do anything wrong because he&#039;s not hiding anything. Except that he is. #DailyShow #JordanKlepper #Trump Subscribe to The Daily Show: https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCwWhs_6x42TyRM4Wstoq8HA\/?sub_confirmation=1 Follow The Daily Show: Twitter: https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheDailyShow Facebook: https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/thedailyshow Instagram: https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/thedailyshow Stream full episodes of The Daily Show on Paramount+: http:\/\/www.paramountplus.com\/?ftag=PPM-05-10aei0b Follow Comedy Central: Twitter: https:\/\/twitter.com\/ComedyCentral Facebook: https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ComedyCentral Instagram: https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/comedycentral About The Daily Show: Trevor Noah and The Daily Show correspondents tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and pop culture. The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11\/10c on Comedy Central.\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"lL\" style=\"max-width:100%;width:1280px;margin:5px auto;\"><\/div><\/div>\n<p>Ja, dieser Unfall von Interview hat sich ein bisschen angef\u00fchlt, als h\u00e4tte die Frau versucht, eine Kettens\u00e4ge aus dem Baumarkt zu klauen. Wie ich auf diese seltsam Analogie komme? Ach, keine Ahnung&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube\"><div class=\"lyte-wrapper\" title=\"Shoplifter Tries to Steal Chainsaw by Poorly Hiding it in her Clothes - 1208792\" style=\"width:1280px;max-width:100%;margin:5px auto;\"><div class=\"lyMe qsa_\\&amp;showinfo\\=0\" id=\"WYL_X4hoECjjY6c\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><div><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FX4hoECjjY6c%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" \/><meta itemprop=\"embedURL\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/X4hoECjjY6c\" \/><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"PT1M57S\" \/><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2021-07-05T08:00:29Z\" \/><\/div><div id=\"lyte_X4hoECjjY6c\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FX4hoECjjY6c%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" class=\"pL\"><div class=\"tC hidden\"><div class=\"tT\" itemprop=\"name\">Shoplifter Tries to Steal Chainsaw by Poorly Hiding it in her Clothes - 1208792<\/div><\/div><div class=\"play\"><\/div><div class=\"ctrl\"><div class=\"Lctrl\"><\/div><div class=\"Rctrl\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/X4hoECjjY6c\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FX4hoECjjY6c%2F0.jpg\"  alt=\"Montagsgef\u00fchle Nr. 288 lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FX4hoECjjY6c%2F0 \"  width=\"1280\" height=\"700\" \/><br \/>Dieses Video auf YouTube ansehen<\/a><\/noscript><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"To license this content please click here: https:\/\/www.jukinmedia.com\/licensing\/view\/1208792?utm_source=RMsocialpost&amp;utm_medium=RMsocialpost\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"lL\" style=\"max-width:100%;width:1280px;margin:5px auto;\"><\/div><\/div>\n<p>Zeit f\u00fcr den Fluff der Woche! Der hat sich dieses Mal um die Augen eines Nashornvogels angebracht. Was sind das denn bitte f\u00fcr krasse Wimpern?! Der Rest ist Montags-Soundtrack vom Feinsten!<\/p>\n<div class=\"youtube\"><div class=\"lyte-wrapper\" title=\"Southern Ground Hornbill making sound\" style=\"width:1280px;max-width:100%;margin:5px auto;\"><div class=\"lyMe qsa_\\&amp;showinfo\\=0\" id=\"WYL_lMOz1BHWTRg\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><div><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FlMOz1BHWTRg%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" \/><meta itemprop=\"embedURL\" content=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lMOz1BHWTRg\" \/><meta itemprop=\"duration\" content=\"PT26S\" \/><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2021-07-01T17:44:19Z\" \/><\/div><div id=\"lyte_lMOz1BHWTRg\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FlMOz1BHWTRg%2Fhqdefault.jpg\" class=\"pL\"><div class=\"tC hidden\"><div class=\"tT\" itemprop=\"name\">Southern Ground Hornbill making sound<\/div><\/div><div class=\"play\"><\/div><div class=\"ctrl\"><div class=\"Lctrl\"><\/div><div class=\"Rctrl\"><\/div><\/div><\/div><noscript><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/lMOz1BHWTRg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.langweiledich.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-youtube-lyte\/lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FlMOz1BHWTRg%2F0.jpg\"  alt=\"Montagsgef\u00fchle Nr. 288 lyteCache.php?origThumbUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FlMOz1BHWTRg%2F0 \"  width=\"1280\" height=\"700\" \/><br \/>Dieses Video auf YouTube ansehen<\/a><\/noscript><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Park\/Zoo Wasn&#039;t sure if I should upload this, but okay... Silly video of a Bucorvus leadbeateri making his sound. Landgoed Hoenderdaell, Anna Paulowna, Holland \ud83c\uddf3\ud83c\uddf1\"><\/div><\/div><div class=\"lL\" style=\"max-width:100%;width:1280px;margin:5px auto;\"><\/div><\/div>\n<p><strong>Happy monday.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"via\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCX1vcmjCOTHLWXfHaiPUPuQ\">Thomas Karkas<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twistedsifter.com\/videos\/how-fans-across-england-reacted-to-the-euro-2020-final\/\">twistedsifter<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/digg.com\/video\/heres-a-funny-supercut-of-gymnasts-messing-up-and-pretending-nothings-wrong\">digg<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.neatorama.com\/2021\/07\/14\/Golf-Ball-Struck-by-Lightning-Mid-Flight\/\">neatorama<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/boingboing.net\/2021\/07\/13\/watch-how-trump-fan-reacts-when-cornered-with-facts.html\">boingboing<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de\/blogg\/der-versuch-eine-kettensaege-zu-klauen\/\">kraftfuttermischwerk<\/a> &#038; <a href=\"https:\/\/b3ta.com\/links\/1568915\">b3ta<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oftmals nehmen wir uns ja verdammt viele Dinge f\u00fcr den Montag vor. Aufstehen. Wachwerden. Funktionieren. 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