Niggaz Wit Attitudes – Help The Police

Zwar schon etwas älter, aber einfach eine sensationelle Idee: Adam Buxton zeigt uns in der BBC3 Comedy-Serie Rush Hour, wie man Rapsongs mit explicit lyrics hören kann, selbst wenn der kleine Sohnemann auf dem Rücksitz zuhört. Einfach zwischendrin den Ton runter drehen und selbst vertonen. So wird aus N.W.A.’s Fuck Tha Police ganz schnell Help The Police. Sehr gut durchgezogen und durchaus unterhaltsam.

Nach dem Sprung gibt’s die Lyrics zu dieser und der Originalversion im Vergleich.

Lyrics to Help The Police / Fuck Tha Police:

Help the police coming straight from the underground
Fuck tha police Comin straight from the underground
a young chaps got it good cuz I’m brown
Young nigga got it bad cuz I’m brown
And not the other color so police think
And not the other color so police think
That have the authority to carryout inquiries
They have the authority to kill a minority

I don’t mind cuz I ain’t the one
Fuck that shit, cuz I ain’t tha one
For an excellent policeman with a badge and a gun
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be reasonably arrested and thrown in jail
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Having lots of fun cuz I’m a teenager
Fuckin with me cuz I’m a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car looking for the biscuits
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinking every chap is selling bits of chocolate
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You’d rather see me writing with a pen
You’d rather see me in the pen
Than me and lorenzo rolling in a benzo
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Go swimming with lorenzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I’m finished Bring the yellow tape
And when I’m finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the sac race
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Thank you very much for the bread and watter
Still can’t swallow bread and water
I don’t know if their naughty or what
I don’t know if they fags or what

Searching chapy down and grabbing his hat
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand – We’ve got a hat they cant get none
And on the other hand, without a gun they can’t get none
But don’t let it be a black and a white one
But don’t let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they’ll tickle you till your giggling
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police having fun with a white cop
Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice cube will entertain
Ice Cube will swarm
All the local bobbies in a blue uniform
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I’m from the CPT, Nice police are nice to me
Just cuz I’m from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
Ha! A young man In a hot bar
A young nigga on a warpath
And when he’s finished there’s gonna be a party!
And when I’m finished, it’s gonna be a bloodbath
All cops having fun In LA
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo dro I got something to say
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

Help the police
Fuck the police

Help, help, help the police

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